Fatwa
- The Musical -


Thrills, Drama, Song, and Dance.


Reprising all your favorites
in one stunning show.

"There is no God but God"
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"Going to Guantanamo"
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"They'll Never Take Me Alive"
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and everyone's chart-topping favorite

"Death to America"



"A rollicking show. It starts with a song and ends with a bang. Four Stars." - The Wichita Weekly Saver.

"I found the plot intriguing, but didn't really like the end." - NY Observer.

"It was entertaining, but implausible. I mean, are we really supposed to believe that these guys can go four and a half years without getting caught?" - Washington Post




(Notice: Osama bin Laden is unable to perform due to illness. Tonight, the role of Supervillian will be played by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.)

(If this isn't funny, I'm sorry. I know it's tasteless. I'm working outside my normal genre here. But it made me laugh out loud writing it.)

(Later: If you're here for the Koufax voting, today's weird and gossipy entries are totally atypical. Look back to the weekdays, or check back on Monday to get a better idea of what I do. But quite frankly, although I'm touched by the nomination, I'm going to vote for ThinkProgress. Yes, they have staff and a budget and are working out of a political organization, but they do a hell of a job. They dig up stories, do research etc. I'm just in that "crazy guy with a keyboard" category. But it is nice to be nominated.)